Friday 10 August 2012

My Dream Woman


It all began on sunny afternoon, sun was shinning bright when I saw this epitome of beauty, her skin glowed in the sun she was a perfect woman. She was walking towards where my friends and I were and there was joy in my heart as I noticed this, I did not realize she was with two of her other friends as I was busy admiring her. Then one of my friends tapped me back to life.
Perfect because they were my friend's friend and they had come to chill with my friends and I on this Saturday afternoon. Her name is Laura, a wonderful name for a wonderful lady right? Yes I had the same thoughts. Her body was more than perfect, she was an angel, a God sent with her thick African curvy body, straight and nice legs, about 5ft8 in height, she ticked all the boxes for a perfect woman for me.
I on the other hand wouldn't call myself a wow handsome young man but I ticked the boxes for most ladies I have met in my lifetime. Amazing 6ft2 guy, sexy body with my albs and muscles intact and a good face to match this body. I have a good job in one of the best banks in Nigeria, I own my apartment and I have a car. Don't get me wrong, I did not say I am very rich but I am comfortable enough to take care of my woman's needs. She works with a telecommunications company, she was a good talker and a good listener(this I really admired). I noticed how well she will listen to other people's opinion and as also engage in a good conversation with you. Nice, humble,friendly and jovial lady and yea she ticked all the boxes of my dream woman. We got along from the first day and I took a further step of taking her phone number, then I had a date with her the following weekend, it was heavenly as all heads titled as we walked in the room. I was so proud to be the man with this gorgeous lady everyone in  the room is admiring, (even the females were looking at us or maybe they were admiring me who knows). 
Overtime the friendship grew and became stronger, she was classy, elegant, name it and she can claim it. After a while we got together in a relationship, yea we became an item. It was sweet and good for 5years then I thought I should put a ring on it. I had taken her to my mom a couple of times and yes she is a wife material, cooks well, very neat and tidy trust me she almost had no flaws (of course she had one or two, no one is born perfect).
The day came for me to ask my lady to marry me, the night I had my plans to put a ring on it ( oh yeah before I forget she is excellent in bed, satisfies her man very very well). I had my plans mapped out and I planned with some air hostesses because we were both going to Abuja from Lagos by air. One of the air hostesses was going to put the ring in her drink and after she has taken her drink she will find the ring then I will ask her to marry me (proposal tip for guys there). Everything worked according to plan and the air hostesses were around to clap and cheer as soon as she says yes to my proposal.
After my dream woman had her drink and found the ring in it, she frowned and looked at me and said 'Can you imagine these Nigerian airlines, what is the meaning of this?' and then I said to her will you marry me on my knees. She stood up, gave a stern look and then a very hot slap and then she dashed to the lavatory. I was in shock, I could not even take my seat and everyone was asking me "Is she not your girlfriend?, why will she do that?" etc. I was just dumbfounded and looked like a fool.
When she came back from the lavatory she said nothing to me till we got to Abuja and there she made it clear to me that I did not match her standards, yes you read that right my dream woman of 5years said I wasn't her type of man, I was too poor for her to think of settling down with me. Her eyes were on one of the rich men's children in Nigeria, she told me she enjoyed my company and attention that was why she has been with me but she saw no future with someone like me. She said so many hurting things to me and I could not help but think I was dreaming, the disgrace on the plane was grand, a woman I have been with for 5years did not see me in her future because she wanted someone very rich, she could not suffer for any reason. Yes I was more than hurt but life must go on, it was evident enough she did not want me but what will I tell momma? She was already thinking I have found myself a good thing. Can we call that a bloody friendzone of 5years? and I could not see any signs till I asked her to marry me.
Suddenly I heard my alarm went off in my sleep and then I checked my time it was 5:30am time to get ready for work. I was sweating profusely and was pondering over this horrible dream or should I say nightmare I have just had. Wheeewww! Thank God it was just a dream though if it had been real how will I have lived with the shame in my life? Yes she was my dream woman and she only existed in my dream I think that is why I will never get her because she lives in my dream