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Friday, 10 August 2012
My Dream Woman
It all began on sunny afternoon, sun was shinning bright when I saw this epitome of beauty, her skin glowed in the sun she was a perfect woman. She was walking towards where my friends and I were and there was joy in my heart as I noticed this, I did not realize she was with two of her other friends as I was busy admiring her. Then one of my friends tapped me back to life.
Perfect because they were my friend's friend and they had come to chill with my friends and I on this Saturday afternoon. Her name is Laura, a wonderful name for a wonderful lady right? Yes I had the same thoughts. Her body was more than perfect, she was an angel, a God sent with her thick African curvy body, straight and nice legs, about 5ft8 in height, she ticked all the boxes for a perfect woman for me.
I on the other hand wouldn't call myself a wow handsome young man but I ticked the boxes for most ladies I have met in my lifetime. Amazing 6ft2 guy, sexy body with my albs and muscles intact and a good face to match this body. I have a good job in one of the best banks in Nigeria, I own my apartment and I have a car. Don't get me wrong, I did not say I am very rich but I am comfortable enough to take care of my woman's needs. She works with a telecommunications company, she was a good talker and a good listener(this I really admired). I noticed how well she will listen to other people's opinion and as also engage in a good conversation with you. Nice, humble,friendly and jovial lady and yea she ticked all the boxes of my dream woman. We got along from the first day and I took a further step of taking her phone number, then I had a date with her the following weekend, it was heavenly as all heads titled as we walked in the room. I was so proud to be the man with this gorgeous lady everyone in the room is admiring, (even the females were looking at us or maybe they were admiring me who knows).
Overtime the friendship grew and became stronger, she was classy, elegant, name it and she can claim it. After a while we got together in a relationship, yea we became an item. It was sweet and good for 5years then I thought I should put a ring on it. I had taken her to my mom a couple of times and yes she is a wife material, cooks well, very neat and tidy trust me she almost had no flaws (of course she had one or two, no one is born perfect).
The day came for me to ask my lady to marry me, the night I had my plans to put a ring on it ( oh yeah before I forget she is excellent in bed, satisfies her man very very well). I had my plans mapped out and I planned with some air hostesses because we were both going to Abuja from Lagos by air. One of the air hostesses was going to put the ring in her drink and after she has taken her drink she will find the ring then I will ask her to marry me (proposal tip for guys there). Everything worked according to plan and the air hostesses were around to clap and cheer as soon as she says yes to my proposal.
After my dream woman had her drink and found the ring in it, she frowned and looked at me and said 'Can you imagine these Nigerian airlines, what is the meaning of this?' and then I said to her will you marry me on my knees. She stood up, gave a stern look and then a very hot slap and then she dashed to the lavatory. I was in shock, I could not even take my seat and everyone was asking me "Is she not your girlfriend?, why will she do that?" etc. I was just dumbfounded and looked like a fool.
When she came back from the lavatory she said nothing to me till we got to Abuja and there she made it clear to me that I did not match her standards, yes you read that right my dream woman of 5years said I wasn't her type of man, I was too poor for her to think of settling down with me. Her eyes were on one of the rich men's children in Nigeria, she told me she enjoyed my company and attention that was why she has been with me but she saw no future with someone like me. She said so many hurting things to me and I could not help but think I was dreaming, the disgrace on the plane was grand, a woman I have been with for 5years did not see me in her future because she wanted someone very rich, she could not suffer for any reason. Yes I was more than hurt but life must go on, it was evident enough she did not want me but what will I tell momma? She was already thinking I have found myself a good thing. Can we call that a bloody friendzone of 5years? and I could not see any signs till I asked her to marry me.
Suddenly I heard my alarm went off in my sleep and then I checked my time it was 5:30am time to get ready for work. I was sweating profusely and was pondering over this horrible dream or should I say nightmare I have just had. Wheeewww! Thank God it was just a dream though if it had been real how will I have lived with the shame in my life? Yes she was my dream woman and she only existed in my dream I think that is why I will never get her because she lives in my dream
Monday, 30 July 2012
How long should you wait to know if he is real or not
The thought of writing about this topic came to me when I was having a discussion with some of my female friends. It all started when one of us was telling was about how this guy she met at uni stalks her and that she got frustrated that she had to tell her boyfriend about the guy. The boyfriend took it upon himself to protect his girl and she told us that he went to the guy and told him to leave his girl alone, after this the stalker guy stopped talking to her. As we were all laughing and making the most of the time, my friend asked a question that could this guy be genuinely in love with her? Me and my other friends were a bit confused by this question and we were just sat there looking at each other's faces, we had no answer to her question no one was sure if the really liked or loved her or was just telling her to get into her pants.
Then on my own I was thinking is it possible for a guy you met just over 3months be claiming love already? She met the guy at the start of uni in September and they have been friends since then. After we went for Christmas break in December and came back January, this guy came to her and told her he loved her. My friend said she was shocked and she felt like slapping him because she thought he just wanted to take advantage of the fact that they are friends. Then the next day, I said to my friend "you know I thought about this and I think he might actually really like you" she was like what do I mean, I said he could really like you and could have been thinking about you through out the holiday but may be he just interpreted his feelings wrong.She looked at me like I was crazy then I explained to her I know love is not something you should just say out and that I know it takes time for someone of the opposite sex to actually say to you I love you because even 2people dating sometimes do not profess their love for each other until after like 3months into the relationship so obviously the guy could have really liked her and interpreted his feelings in a wrong way or he could just have said it in other to get into her pants.
That is my own view on an issue like this but when and how to you actually know when a guy is real? How are these girls supposed to know if he is not just lieing to get her on his bed. I think its really hard and its like a risk because we all know guys can lie. Is it crazy for a guy to say he loves you when he is just your friend and not even with you?, Assuming you guys are now together how long should it take for him to start professing his love? or is just something in you that makes you know? is it different for each person? are there some things you should see in your partner that will make you know if he or she is now in love with you or not?
I need answers to these questions, need you guys to share your own views about what you think is right, what attributes will make you as a person say yes this is love or not?
Saturday, 12 May 2012
Behaviour or Looks?
*phew* *dusts page* *sweeps everywhere* wow!! long time right? yes I know its not my fault though uni has been crazy! But guess what? I finished ma exams today *yaaaahhh* so I am back!
Well wondering what I have this time around? lol you know I love it when you keep wondering, anyways a friend shared a story with me and I just thought hmmm let me bring this on here for my people to comment on. The story got me thinking what do guys of our time really want in a woman?? It is kinder very hard to know and i do not think any one can even come to a conclusion that this is what guys want because one guy might want this and the other might want something else! I basically believe what ever a guy wants depends on what type of guy he is. The story my friend shared with me is a bit funny but that just made me think out of the humour of that story let's get serious what do we all really think these guys want? this story goes like this
Men. . . . .
Ikenna wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He gives each woman a present of N700,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
Ifeoma does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
Ikenna was impressed...
Nneka goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
Ngozi invests the money in the stock market. She earns sevMeral times the N700,000. She gives him back his N700,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, Ikenna was impressed.
He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs...
Bet u did see that coming :p

LOL funny right? yes but what can we ladies do to satisfy a man? is it by having big boobs because to be honest I do not know what the fuss is about big boobs lately looks like almost all guys are looking for that. Girls with small boobs are even feeling left out because all guys want big boobs then you blame the ones that pad it up? why? they know thats what you want to see so they deceive you. so can i get comments please? what do guys want? or do guys want a girl who is ambitious? a girl that has class? or is it just about the thickness of her body?? the figure 8 look?? or is if she can give it to him well in bed?? which one is it? pleaseeee your comments are really needed.
Please promote the blog tell your friend to tell a friend to tell a friend lol...

Ikenna wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He gives each woman a present of N700,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
Ifeoma does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
Ikenna was impressed...
Nneka goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
Ngozi invests the money in the stock market. She earns sevMeral times the N700,000. She gives him back his N700,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, Ikenna was impressed.
He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs...
Bet u did see that coming :p

LOL funny right? yes but what can we ladies do to satisfy a man? is it by having big boobs because to be honest I do not know what the fuss is about big boobs lately looks like almost all guys are looking for that. Girls with small boobs are even feeling left out because all guys want big boobs then you blame the ones that pad it up? why? they know thats what you want to see so they deceive you. so can i get comments please? what do guys want? or do guys want a girl who is ambitious? a girl that has class? or is it just about the thickness of her body?? the figure 8 look?? or is if she can give it to him well in bed?? which one is it? pleaseeee your comments are really needed.
Please promote the blog tell your friend to tell a friend to tell a friend lol...
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